Pathetic People #1: Alan Colmes
Written by Translator on October 9, 2008 – 12:35 am -Crossposted at Dailykos.com
I hardly ever watch Fox the so called news network, but did because the old man and the tart were in an interview with the despicable Sean Hannity.
Since the show is purportedly called Hannity and Colmes, I wondered about Colmes.
He is a shill, and even more despicable than Hannity.
First of all, his “liberal” credentials are extremely suspect, since he is married to the sister of the venomous Monica Crowley, another Fox pretend expert. Adding to that, he started out at a stand up comic years ago, and is pretty much the same, but sits down most of the time now.
Roger Ailes hired him in 1996, so Colmes has been a Fox shill for 12 years now. From stand up comic to sit down lap dog, Colmes typifies just about the worst of the worst. I shudder to imagine what goes on before and after the Hannity and Colmes show is on, with beta male Colmes being subservient to the just awful Sean Hannity.
He has a website, but I will not even show it any respect with a link. Tonight’s additions include things already covered by members here at Kos, an AP repost about Petraeus, a recap of his radio show. I do not think that it gets much air, since only five stations carry it in California, two of them in Los Angeles, according to his own website. Running from 10 PM to 1 AM is hardly prime time, either, but I guess that is best that Ailes can get for such a loser.
Since I never disparage anyone because I realize that they can not help the way that their physical appearance is, I will not mention that he resembles a space alien more than a human being. Well, I thought about it, but struck it out of this post.
Interestingly, the first advert on his site is for the Newt Gringich Newsletter. I know that most good progressives look that up first thing every day. I could not find the market saturation of his show, but do know that I have never heard it nor spoken to anyone who has.
Could it be that he is a computer generated graphic on Hannity’s show? Perhaps so, since he rarely speaks and his movements are sort of programmed. Perhaps he is one of those new androids that resemble humans, but are really creepy, like this one.
Well, not much more can be said about that pathetic person. Please comment for your idea of the next one in this series.
Warmest regards,
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