8:11 am: The discovery that I have so much money because the &^%% mortgage company hasn’t been withdrawing my payments sends me into a tailspin. This discovery has demolished my plans to purchase a chair to sit on while I’m on the computer.
8:14 am: Despite it all, I decide to buck up and soldier on.
8:16 am: But I must get a chair! The dogs have completely taken over the sofa, and my sitting on the kitchen step stool all the time is making my back go out!
8:17 am: I remind myself that, if I’m really that desperate for a chair, I can bring the lawn furniture in.
8:22 am: I must plan out the computer’s move from The Freezing Room to The Cozy Room. I begin with a price comparison search on sump pumps.